You're a stone's throw away from a colostomy bag!
$3.95
Birthday milestones are cool when you're young. When you get older, they kind of just... suck!
Cover:
18 - Yeah. I can legally smoke
21 - Yeah! I can legally drink
25 - Yeah? Cheaper car insurance
30 - Fuck me
40 - Fuck you
Inside:
You're a stone's throw away from a colostomy bag! Happy Birthday!