About Profane Cards

Profane Cards is all about having fun with the people who really matter in life. Our greeting cards, clothing, and gifts are sassy, irreverent, and straight from the gut. Seriously, these days who has the time to bullshit?

Our cards are designed to say what great friends really say to each other. We capture the smart-ass remark you'd say to a best friend, the tongue-in-cheek wisecrack you'd direct at a significant other, and the inside jokes of a close-knit family.

Above all, our cards are clear, direct, emphatic statements of friendship, affection, and support. We say things like “I'm going to jump your bones”, “You are a total HPOA”, and “Fuck Cancer!” because you'd say them to the people you're closest to.

Profane Cards was founded in 2010, so we're brand-spanking-new. That means you're super-cool and cutting-edge for shopping here. It also means you get to savor that new car smell on everything. Okay, we're not a car, but you get the idea.

Everything on this site was either designed by us, or by people we think are cool. Got any ideas for us? If so, contact us over here. We love suggestions, and will probably have to start rewarding the good ones soon.

But why are you reading this nonsense? Get shopping already! Chop, chop!

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Profane Cards, LLC.
P.O. Box 1672
Royal Oak, MI 48068

+1 (248) 259-6333 voice
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